Cantona's Collar

I'm everywhere that Eric is -

His shirts, I crown -

And, like excessive volume,

Some would turn me down.

I'm white iron, defiant from my toes to tip,

Yes, I am France's most famous cliff

And Eric's two-point plan for winning a derby 

Is: number one, lace boots; then, two:

Starch me.

I've seen umpteen glorious battle-scenes;

Look, I am football's Bayeux Tapestry -

And for those who say of me "whoa, he's arrogant"

I have two words:

"Trophy cabinet."

 written and performed by Musa Okwonga ( @okwonga), 
filmed by Jon D Barker (@MidTeaTweet)