So Fantastic!

son of a bitch'i en güzel söyleyen üç kişiden biri.

hey there people i'm bobby brown

they say i'm the cutest boy in town

my car is fast, my teeth are shiney

i tell all the girls they can kiss my hinie

here i am at a famous school

i'm dressin sharp and i'm actin' cool

i got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper

let her do all the work, maybe later i rape her 

oh god i am the american dream

i do not think i'm too extreme

and i'm a handsome sonofabitch

i'm gonna get a good job and be real rich. 

women's liberation came creepin' across the nation

i tell you people, i was not ready

when i fucked this dyke by the name of freddie

she made a little speech then

aw, she tried to make me say when

she had my balls in a vice

but she left the dick

i guess i'm still hooked on,

but now it shoots too quick 

oh god i am the american dream

but now i smell like vasseline

and i'm a miserable sonofabitch

am i a boy or a lady
i don't know which 

so i went out n' bought me a leisure suit

i jingle my change, but i'm still kinda cute

got a job doin' radio promo

an' none of the jocks can even tell i'm a homo

eventually me n' a friend

sort a' drifted along into s & m

i can take about an hour on the tower of power

'long as i gets a little golden shower 

oh god i am the american dream

with a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream

and i do anything to get a head

i lay awake nights sayin "thank you fred!"

oh god oh god i'm so fantastic,

thanks to fred i'm a sexual spastic

and my name is bobby brown,

watch me now i'm goin down